Having polished off my last chocolate raisin, I will slide back under the desk

Drama kings and queens.

Me (to H.o.p.): Don’t be a Drama King.

H.o.p.: What’s a Drama King.

Me: You know what a Drama King is.

H.o.p.: To be or not to be?

I’m stealing that one.

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A while back I pretty much stopped writing about politics because, frankly, after reading the news each day I slide under the desk and can only be tempted back out into the light by chocolate raisins, but like you have any right to criticize me for that when Zapatista rebels start writing and selling “Just sex. Pure pornography” novels, self-satisfyingly drawing on pipes during promotional interviews. What the hell that’s about, I don’t know.

But since I stopped writing about politics one had to have known it was only a matter of time before I started blogging about CELEBS!

What broke the dam? Ms. Spears demanding to be let off a plane right before take-off, apparently causing a delay, because she’d realized they didn’t have any leather seats!

Does Ms. Spears never sit in not-leather seats?

My mind looks for reasons behind the obvious. Like maybe the pure porno novel is all secret code. And maybe Ms. Spears is upset because vinyl will leave creases in your skin or something whereas leather won’t? (Did I just make that up or did I read it somewhere many years ago. And yes I realize now it was probably a cloth seat, which gives you an idea of how often I fly, which I don’t, because I hate flying.) Or maybe she’s just another crazy multi-megarich businessperson? When the music she was lip-syncing to started skipping at a “performance” the other night, she did have the presence of mind to keep on dancing rather than leap off the stage onto the sound techs, screaming they were out to get her, so she knows something about how the show must go on.

I never paid too much attention to celebs, but started reading a couple of star-worship sites a few months ago because I wanted to contemplate the why why why of celebrity worship, and have even written a couple of posts on it but never put them up. One thing I’ve noticed is that celebs, like politicians and big business, don’t often apologize for anything. Am I wrong on this? I don’t think they do though.

Seems one thing I have learned too late is never apologize for anything. I should have known better. After all, what was that myth about George Washington never telling a lie about except a nod and a wink as to the clergy of business-money-politics never having to offer an apology for the actions of their beloved hatchets?

So why in the world do I tell H.o.p. things like it’s the big person who knows when to acknowledge when they’ve done a wrong and apologize, and that people will respect you for it?


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2 responses to “Having polished off my last chocolate raisin, I will slide back under the desk”

  1. Jim McCulloch Avatar

    Your post led me off into a thicket of free association so that ended with me trying to find a verifiable cite for the famous “quote,” especially popular in rightwing circles, “never apologize, never explain.” After five or ten minutes of Googling, I can’t find an actual citation to title and page number for any of its alleged sources, who include, among others, Immanuel Kant, Benjamin Disraeli, Evelyn Waugh, and John Wayne. Regardless of who said it, the sentiment is arrogant enough that it must be very attractive not only to politicians, but some celebrities as well, though my impression is that a run of the mill celebrity would more often than not perfunctorily apologize, perhaps tearfully if possessing acting skills, perhaps before the judge, and then go into rehab for a short period of time, after which he or she can emerge onto one of the late night talk shows, a better person.

  2. Idyllopus Avatar

    I went to Google books and Ralph Keyes, author of “The Quote Verifier” says:

    “In 1974 Henry Ford II was arrested for driving under the influence in Santa Barbara, California, accompanied by a young woman who was not his wife. Asked for an explanation, Ford said, ‘Never complain, never explain.’ These words were fed to him by his English public relations adviser. It was the motto of Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881) and was subsequently picked up by Stanley Baldwin (1867-1947), Disraeli’s successor as Britain’s prime minister, then passed along to others. Variations on this theme–especially ‘Never apologize. Never explain.’–have been attributed to everyone from Oxford University’s Benjamin Jowett through British Admiral Jacky Fisher to John Wayne. And, of course, Henry Ford II.”

    I had a snippet view and don’t know sources or if he gives any.

    So still don’t know who said, “Never apologize, never explain.”

    In AA they tell you that if you’re an ass going in you’re still going to be an ass, just a not-drinking ass.

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