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REGISTER YOUR SOFA
WITH BIGSOFA!
Register your sofa with
BIGSOFA today and make it an official BIGSOFA RECOGNIZED SOFA! Just write
to BIGSOFA with a description of your sofa and its name and we will enter
it into our OFFICIAL BIGSOFA REGISTRY OF SOFAS! The OFFICIAL BIGSOFA
REGISTRY OF SOFAS will be displayed on our site! Don't delay! There is no
charge! The cost is zip, zero! E-mail us today and state clearly, "I
want to register my sofa with bigsofa!" Give us the name of your sofa
and a description (this may include as little or as much description as
you like, such as color, style, age, where you got the sofa, how much you
paid for it or if it was free, and if the sofa belonged to Geraldine
Chaplin at one point we would certainly want to know that or if Elvis
Presley sat on the sofa with you last week and ate boiled peanuts and
drank beer) and we will e-mail you its OFFICIAL BIGSOFA REGISTRY NUMBER
which you will want to print out and frame for display, carry in your
wallet, or tack to the bottom or back of your sofa! We will also enter it
into our OFFICIAL BIGSOFA REGISTRY OF SOFAS to which this page links!!
Don't delay! Just click on the address below!!!! *
ALSO, PICTURE IT, A
DESCRIPTION OF YOUR SOFA ON THE "YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SOFA" PAGE!!!
Picture IT! YOUR
description of your sofa, a childhood sofa, or some sofa memory (or
sofa-related memory) on our YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SOFA page. The cost is zip, zero. No charge to you. At all. Why are
we doing this? Because we value you, the people who come to visit us at
BigSofa! And we're interested! As will be many other people who visit our
site who will expressly go to the YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SOFA page just so they
can see YOUR DESCRIPTION of YOUR SOFA!!! E-mail us and state that
you would like to see your description of your sofa or your sofa memory on
our YOU DESCRIBE YOUR SOFA page! Just click on the address below!!! Don't
delay!!! **
* Those articles of
furniture which may be registered as an OFFICIAL BIGSOFA SOFA and/or be
entered on our BIGSOFA PAGE OF YOUR SOFA DESCRIPTIONS include: sofas,
couches, divans, love seats and futons and articles of furniture very much
like them or things which are intended to serve as substitutes for sofas,
couches, divans, love seats and futons and such. Big chairs don't count.
Neither do beds. We're unsure about daybeds. The age and condition of the
sofa or sofa-like article of furniture does not matter. And actually it
doesn't have to even be your sofa or sofa-like article of furniture. You
can register for a friend! Surprise them!
** BIGSOFA reserves the right not to post on our
site your description of your sofa or your memory of a sofa. Well, of
course we reserve that right. But this is just to let you know that we
will not just automatically put up every sofa description or memory that
comes our way. "My sofa is green," would, yes, pass our
editorial board, if you're worried that your description might be too dull
for us, as would, "I had many hours of pleasure on that sofa,"
but what exactly was carnally accomplished with whom or what on the sofa
would not pass the editorial board nor are we interested in seeing such
submissions. I mean, you would have to be really artful with your metaphor
to get it past us by really impressing us with how artful with metaphor
you are so much so that we would scarcely have a clue what you were
masking with metaphor. As very few are really good at metaphor (though a
good number probably think they would be) we prefer submissions of other
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