"Oh, now, don’t start gettin’ down on the Guantanamo guards for a little water balloon play. You don’t get gooder, cleaner fun than water balloons."

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Via Talkleft the Pentagon has admitted, “Well, hmmm, yeah, we disrespected the Quran.” Pentagon Confirms Soldier Mistreated Prisoner’s Quran Other Incidents Also Confirmed PENTAGON — The Pentagon has confirmed for the first time that a U.S. soldier deliberately kicked a Guantanamo Bay prisoner’s Quran in violation of the military’s rules for handling the Muslim holy book. In other confirmed incidents, …

What’s the harm of a little common courtesy

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Every time I hear, “Give nominees the courtesy of a vote”, I also hear this resounding response from sofas throughout Xtian conservative America of people agreeing it’s right to at least give the nominees that courtesy, a little common courtesy, everyone deserves a little common courtesy. That’s all this is about, showing a little common courtesy. Where I’ve been (as …

But why wouldn’t they like you if they have nice puppets?

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So, horror of horrors, I had just finished doing the “Hell, located, described and measured according to Dominionist Policitical Science” cartoon, and I go in to be with H.o.p. and there he has on the television, gasp, Trinity Broadcasting Network and he is watching because it’s “Mr. Henry’s Wild and Wacky World” and Mr. Henry has puppets. H.o.p. loves puppets. …

No, Tom Delay, National Prayer Day is not an all-inclusive day of meditation, and you know this

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I’ve mentioned this before. When I was ten we moved down to Augusta, Georgia. Bible Belt. I had never heard the words “Bible Belt”. It would have been unheard of to read scripture in class or pray in class where I came from (the Greater Hanford Area Radioactive Dump, which of course had its own problems). My father’s mother knew …

The Blob – Friend of the Rapture

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THE BLOB ATTACKS! Seriously, it does. Look around you, it’s everywhere. That bright light falling from heaven, the meteor that ruptures and spills out amorphic ooze that goes around gobbling up people? Considering the beliefs of the directors and producers of “The Blob”, it’s a safe bet it’s the fallen light of Lucifer deluding and absorbing humanity. Maybe not so …

Well, duh, strike me with a feather, the Family Research Council and the CCC and KKK

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Via the Green Knight, who picked it up from Max Blumenthal. Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council (Just Us Justice Sunday) purchased the Ku Klux Klan mailing list in 1996 for $82,000.00. Tony Perkins spoke to the Louisiana Council of Conservative Citizens on May 19 2001 but declines to answer questions about his ties to the group. To …