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Archive for June, 2007


Door to Door with Paris Hilton (The Woman, Her Bible, Her Purse)
Digital Painting 2007
20 in w by 30 in h

Thought I’d do a parody digital painting of Paris Hilton with the status symbol purse, the pre-incarceration Bible and “The Power of Now”, and the heart or flying “V” with which she uses to point her [...]


She has more talent than in this single toenail clipping of mine.
Wait. That doesn’t sound right.
Never mind. It doesn’t matter WHAT I say as long as you know what I mean.
Exactly what kind of genius she’s got I don’t know but the below note Paris Hilton sent TMZ, if it hit EBay, [...]


Resurrecting an old REAL ID graphic of mine from back in 2005…

Tomorrow’s the deadline for trying to get your Senator to say no to an employment verification system requiring everyone to have a REAL ID for a job. Read more here.
Will it make any difference all those faxes? If it does I swear [...]


Going through posts I’ve never posted, wondering which ones I might salvage, and came across one made Jan 14 2006 in which I’d noted H.o.p. was wondering if Bush could be farted out of office. I also had noted how much I like marshmallows but rarely eat them.
Jennifer at Saying Yes has hit [...]


Me: A is for American International Pictures.
Me Too: B is for Brass! Washington DC! Night! Tense percussion. Pentagon! Cut to…uh wait, let’s rewind the brass heading into their meeting because I’ve got to watch these guys walk around the corner in that hall again. I’m helpless to [...]


The Child Experiments with Provoking Mechagodzilla to Attack the Neighborhood

I tell myself that walking is healthy for me and for H.o.p. Before he was born I used to walk miles. It was how I got around. Though sometimes in the summer it was difficult as the air quality here is horrible and it would give my asthma problems on hot days.
H.o.p. [...]


On the way to a first birthday party, stop at a book store and find something that is not Winnie the Pooh or Beatrix Potter, of which ten copies will already likely be had. While Marty pays, my job is to grab two coffees. I order. The tables are full. Several [...]


The Child Experiments with being a Comedian, 2007

Via Think Progress
Bush claims he’s not part of the executive branch.
Vice President Cheney has exempted his office from a presidential executive order designed to safeguard classified national security information by claiming that the Office of the Vice President is not an “entity within the executive branch.” Today the LA Times reveals that the President has [...]