H.o.p. on H2O

So I was on the phone telling Marty to pick up water on the way home.

Me: We need water.
H.o.p.: We need H2O.
Me (being dyslexic): We need HT0.
H.o.p. No, we need H2O. I’ll tell you what H2O means. It means there’s one H and 2 oxygens and when they stick together they make a liquid.

Well, he’s not quite there, but I call that a good effort.

Tonight’s long H.o.p. story is about orcas, water, ice and penguins and seals and stuff like that.

But the seals are not really bad guys. They’re just poor. They didn’t have anything to eat. The little seal said “But what can we eat.” And they helped the penguin make it home. But on the way they ran into really big predators. The first was a ferocious black bear male. And they met a time-traveling penguin and they traveled through time to when the big beast T Rex was alive. And this is what the T Rex did when he was hungry. Before they traveled back to the Antarctic they went into the ocean, the part where was the little penguin’s family and they said at least no predators are after us. And there was the orca who had turned into a good guy and he said see I didn’t eat them, I was a good guy. And the whale stumbled into a big piece of ice. And the seal stumbled into the orca’s back. And the penguin stumbled into the seal. And the orca said, Why me? And they saw that the time-traveling machine got the T Rex and the T Rex said there is my snack, and steam puffed out of his nose and his eyes were angry looking. The seal said if you don’t be quiet he’ll eat you for dinner. And the T Rex tripped on a big icicle. And at night velociraptors escaped from the time when the asteroid hit the earth and were the guards of the T Rex, the king of the dinosaurs. When the velociraptors caught the little penguin, the T Rex, the King of Tyrant lizards, was really far away. And the velociraptors were holding onto the penguin and he said let me go, let me go back to my family. And a velociraptor broke a mountain apart into tiny icicles and they ran through the icicles until they reached the T Rex’s huge footprints. The velociraptors attached the penguin’s feet to the ground, in the snow, and put rocks in front of him and in back so he couldn’t escape! The penguin said he’d try flying and tried flapping his wings but he couldn’t fly. The penguin said he had to get back to his family. The velociraptors ran through the icicles, like trying to run through sticks getting tossed, only the sticks were falling down. They trapped the penguin into a box made of rocks. The penguin said at least it was still cold in there. And the penguin got one of his feet out then another. He had to try to fly to get out. The velociraptors climbed a mountain made out of snow. And the other velociraptors made a big ball out of snow and icicles that they were going to use to call the T Rex to come eat the little penguin. They tossed the ball and it went BOOM and they said the T Rex, the King of Tyrant Lizards, will hear and come and eat the penguin. The penguin saw a shadow and it was the King of Tyrant Lizards! Its footsteps made big snowstorms and the penguin cried out, Uh oh, the beast! And the penguin saw it’s scary face. The T Rex tossed an icicle and broke open the box and caught the penguin. The T Rex said Gosh, I caught him. The guards saw the T Rex running off to put the penguin where he eats everything. And the seal and the orca stepped out and the orca said we have to save the penguin. The penguin said I’m glad you’re here, help! And the T Rex hit his hand on a big huge snow mountain and the snow fell down. All the animals went after the T Rex to save the penguin. The orca pushed the icicles way down. The velociraptors went oh no, the antarctic animals are after him! The animals saw the T Rex’s footprints. They saw a huge stegasauros that came through the time-travel machine and it ran towards them and said Excuse me, coming through! One of the penguins fell deep into the T Rex’s footprints. They said the T Rex will be bigger than an apartment building. They saw the velociraptors. The orca said Run away! We must run and pass by them! One of the penguins was stuck in the circle of guards. One of the penguins said he found a penguin on top of a tree and the velociraptors started climbing up the tree but all they were eating was air. Then they saw the T Rex. And the pteranodon flew by because all the dinosaurs came through the time traveling machine. But then it wasn’t a pteranodon, it was a flying penguin. And one of the flying penguins caught the 9 year old penguin. The T Rex was attacked. All the guards thought he was a penguin in disguise. The T Rex was defeated. And his arm fell down and his fingers fell open and out fell the baby penguin. And the baby penguin wiped off all the asteroid dust that had been on the T Rex. The penguins tossed the T Rex back in the time-traveling machine, and the velociraptors too and the T Rex came back to life again because it was back in time and the T Rex said, “Well, whatever, I’m not going in that time zone again.”


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