The elephant man
July 4th, 2005 |
By the time you’ve stopped not napping around them because it’s just not responsible to fall asleep and you’re afraid they might hurt themselves, then it’s dangerous to nap around them because of what they’ll do to you in your sleep. Except my husband wasn’t asleep, he was only pretending, and I was awake and ignoring the proceedings while son cackled and ran to ask me for the camera and cackled near uncontrollably some more while he took the picture and I considered was this nice of me to let our child do this to his father with an old smelly sock of his but I knew his father was wide awake so what if any business of it was it of mine.
