Archive for February, 2005

Will Ward Churchill cameo in John Waters’ next film?

Tuesday, February 15th, 2005

Not following blogs lately, I was surprised to find how many have commented on the Ward Churchill controversy. Euro-American genocide of American Indians and questions of whether or not Churchill was a white guy masquerading as American Indian in his position as an ethnic-studies professor at the University of Colorado aren’t your everyday lunchable subjects. I expected some acknowledgement on the virtual streets but not as much as I observed. How did he suddenly blossom into the Jane Fonda of Afghanistan and Iraq? I’ve not heard anyone say it but next he’ll be addressed as “Ward Fonda!” The last I read of possible payola behind the Caplis attack was a number of days ago. My thoughts on the matter don’t gel. I would say my brain has been altered by the barrage of sound and image loops that H.o.p. immerses me in daily, brief bites rerunning concurrent that pave no here to there, dig deeper and deeper ruts in which I find my thoughts pooling, going nowhere. But in this case perhaps my thoughts on Churchill don’t gel because of the usual Montebank what pod is the pea hiding under now trick. So many “what is” balls in play but points of origin mostly hide from me behind “what appears to be”. I’ve a few thoughts on the issues, not on the people, but note that the Peltier Legal Defense Committee would appear to be supporting Churchill from the POV of the controversy being a deliberate smear campaign with falling dominos intent.

George Tinker (Osage, Professor of American Indian Cultures and Religious Traditions at Iliff School of Theology) speaks up for Churchill.

We’ve been reading a lot of Tinker around here the past couple of months.

Then suddenly there’s this picture of Churchill with a rifle and beret on the web. Flashback to Patty Hearst. And Madonna posing as Patty Hearst in American Life. There’s an echo of a rifle in those bars behind Madonna and an American kiss on her forehead. Though I think (I do) that a rifle is suggested, the beret and national symbols (again, the flag only inferred through bars and stripes) alone are understood as all that’s needed to bring to mind militants, revolution. Funny, put on a beret, toss in a star and stripe, and the brain processes, “Revolution.”

Churchill says the photo was for a student art project in 1996. I believe it. It looks like something a student and professor would do together.

I wonder if Churchill would be game for a cameo in John Waters’ next film.

Churchill mentions in his “On the Justice of Roosting Chickens”, the severed heads of Raritans kicked for sport along the streets of 1643 New Amsterdam in the shadows of the future’s WTC. So-called Kieft’s War, a history given in John Fiske’s 1902 “Dutch and Quaker Colonies in America”. Kieft’s war is also covered in a book by Russell Shorto, “The Island at the Center of the World : The Epic Story of Dutch Manhattan, the Forgotten Colony that Shaped America”. An individual on a news list I’m on relates that Shorto details how colonists protested the actions of Kieft (as does Mr. Fiske above mention), his slaughter of the Wappinger Indians, and how Shorto concludes the massacre was exaggerated and things weren’t as bad as all that.

Though the outcry is over Churchill and what he had to say on 9/11, it’s curious how a number have used it as a launchpad to revisit Churchill’s assertions of Euro-American genocide of American Indians, and condemn him for these remarks as well.

While reading up on Shorto’s book names mentioned in it keep pinging my brain. Oh, yeah, Dutch. We’re talking about the Dutch here, aren’t we. I always forget the Dutch have anything to do with me. Go down one branch of my family and you hit a point where that narrow branch blossoms out into lots o’ Dutch marrying Dutch, oh yeah, right, down New Amsterdam way, names like Joris Rapalje and Catalina Trico for starters and Van Cleefs, Vanderbilts, Schenks, Covenhovens, Vanderbeeks. Rarified and exotic to my ears. Remained rarified and exotic until a friend of Marty’s, a year ago, gave him a box of mildewed books for a library fund raiser and in it was Heller’s “Picture This”. And from it I gained a bit of insight (small) into 17th century Dutch society and Dutch mercantilism, coinage and debt and profit.

I remember when, after 9/11, George Bush encouraged us all to get back out to the malls and shop again. Exercise our freedoms. Shop.

I wonder what Ward Churchill’s speaking schedule was over the past four years. Certainly he had many engagements. Why was it Hamilton College that got him busted for his views on 9/11? Why now?

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5 down. The developers of this reading program H.o.p. is now doing sure knew what would grab H.o.p.. One-eyed and three-eyed Martians (creatures determined as being from outer space are always Martians to H.o.p.), robots and, tomorrow, dinosaurs! Today’s email (Lesson 5 review) informs me, that tomorrow’s reading world is in the land of the dinosaurs. “Yea!” says H.o.p. The print materials came in today and I was a little surprised with his enthusiasm over them. We’ve been using the print-out map from the website where you mark your progress through the reading worlds, and H.o.p. was all glee over the real version that was part of the package, “I have to mark my place on the map!” And ultra simple, ultra short readers for exercise in transferring skills from monitor to print.

Back then “free” was a powerful word and the little arm hairs tingled positive not negative

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

More on Ward Churchill. Brief bio that calls to mind (for me) Lucas’ “American Grafitti”, a film that I am reminded of about once every two years at most so it’s not like my brain’s short list of synonyms equates all things 50s and 60s with Ron Howard.

H.o.p. doing his online reading program becomes mostly phys ed. He props elbows on desk, chin in left hand, and looks to levitate, one foot then two feet leaving the ground as they travel up the chair on which I’m seated behind him. A swivel chair. Knees dangle in the air, one foot on the seat pushing me back and forth and around, digging sharp toenails into the tops of my bare feet (me having regressed to a seated fetal position), the other foot kicking up toward my face. This lasts only as long as it takes to click an answer on the mouse, about two to three seconds, then he plants feet on the ground and turns, opens mouth wide and happily roars, jamming his tonsils in my face. Then turns back to the computer, elbows on desk, chin in left hand, feet again climbing the chair, the air, air dancing like Fred Astaire, toenails digging into my flesh, as he clicks the next answer then again down, turns and roars his tonsils in my face. In the meanwhile, a Flaming Lips song repeats itself endlessly, courtesy of H.o.p.

In the things I hate to love category is Bradblog’s revelation that CNN news was using photos of the same alleged nuclear facility in two different stories, one identified as Iran’s purported nuclear program and the other (several days previous) identified as North Korea’s purported nuclear program. Then there was unearthed yet another news outlet using the same photograph in a story on North Korean nukes when the photo is (Bradblog says) of the purported Iranian facility, this last mentioned news story being a March 2004 story at Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty. And the photo was under the filename of iraq-nuclear.jpg.

The kind of news I hate and love at the same time. Should be pinned on to the bulletin board with the twin masks of drama, Comedy and Tragedy.

Wikipedia notes that Radio Free Europe, the broadcasting arm of the National Committee for a Free Europe, founded in 1949, received its funds from the U.S. Congress via the CIA until 1971, the CIA its guide and generating daily input. The CIA’s funding wasn’t publicly revealed until 1971, at which point the organization was rechartered in Delaware as a non-profit making corporation, oversight moved to the International Broadcasting Bureau, and the budget moved to open appropriations. In 1975, RFE merged with the similar Radio Liberty (Congress-funded, founded in 1951). The mission of the International Broadcasting Bureau was transferred to the Broadcasting Board of Governors in 1994.

Free. Radio Free Europe. Powerful advertising words, that particular string. At least back in 1969 when I was 12 and a rather awkward child with frizzy hair beaten down to the sides of my head so to form flaring wings which gave me the nick of “Dogears” and being the malcontent misfit that I was I had no problem with marking myself further as a malcontent misfit by deciding at some point during that year to not pipe in with the daily Pledge of Allegiance. I trusted authority not one wit, perhaps because authority had never favored me, and for that I suppose I ought to be grateful. However, the words Radio + Free + Europe sang in my ears as they were equipped to do and conjured associated words such as brave, free, subversive, free, non-authoritarian, free. Now, any envelope in my mailbox that has “free” on it, political or commercial (difference?) goes in the trash. But back then “free” was a powerful word and the little arm hairs tingled positive not negative. Radio + Free + Europe was to me the power of words, of ideas, of free speech, profoundly elevated through the notion of stealth, hidden treasures the most precious of all, and what was more stealthy than the ultimate invisible ink of radio. All a matter of unconscious associations. No critical judgment. No questioning. Because the equation was just that right.

I’m still alarmed by that, as an adult. I go to look at the Radio Free Europe website, which I have never before visited, and I remember vividly and think about kids today being raised on similar equations, naive, the power of the word “freedom” doing the majority of the work in the construction of the subliminal aesthetic backdrop that shapes opinion.

Some sunny yellow walls for Ms. Nome

Wednesday, February 16th, 2005

On my way back to Digby, thinking to comment on a Fallwell blurb highlighted today, I was distracted by a news bite on 82-year-old Sarah Nome, whom Kaiser Permanente’s San Rafael Medical Center is suing. In 2002 “she broke both legs” (well, I doubt she took a mallet to them) and after several operations landed in a nursing home, unable to care for herself any longer. Then a year ago she was admitted to the hospital for a mental health review. She was deemed mentally healthy. She has no medical problem other than lack of mobility (the broken legs, result of an age thing here I’d imagine). The hospital attempted to show her the door but as she had nowhere to go (she is suing the nursing home where she was living) she insisted on staying put. And for some reason the hospital simply didn’t roll her bed to the door and drop her on the street. Imagine! Thus, though she has no medical problem, has not been taking medication, is merely occupying a bed, her medical bills have now topped $1 million, for which reason she’s being sued.

Nome has neither newspaper nor television privileges. I assume she is being fed and that her daughter isn’t daily coming around before work and dropping off a lunch pail of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and Hostess cupcakes. Assuming the bulk of the million dollars she’s racked up in charges comes of the year she’s been idling in the hospital bed, reading and looking out the window, then what we have here is a pretty costly bed. Yeah, it’s got buttons that raise and lower the head and feet, and I trust she has bedpan privileges and that the linens are periodically changed. Still, it’s quite an expensive bed.

OK, she’s in Marin County. I do a quick web search for a studio apartment in Marin County (she wouldn’t need anything bigger) and come up with a nice little modern studio with a new kitchen at Valancia Street and Belle Avenue. Nice and quiet earth-toned color scheme, wood floors!, sunny yellow walls. $685 a week. That’s kind of pricey in my book but what do I know about Marin County. That’s $35,620 a year for a dwelling. Ouch, too much. Search again. Here’s a studio apartment at Mill Valley for $900 a month, gas, electric and water included. OK deal. $10,800 a year. Much better than the Valancia Street rip-off and the kitchen walls are at least a kind of happy mustard color that could be sunny yellow maybe with more light or a new paint job. Now, let’s say you have round-the-clock caregivers at $15 an hour, that would be about $131,400 a year.

Let’s allot Ms. Nome, hmmm, a generous $600 month allowance for food and spending money. Toiletry articles, freecycled mysteries and an occasional new pair of socks and lap blanket are about all she needs any more if her legs are now just for show. I don’t think it’s asking too much of anyone to figure out how to eat on at most $5 a day so that leaves plenty for cable. At 82 (and immobile), how many calories can you use?

The total for round-the-clock care and room and board and some extra cash comes to $149,400 a year. The median income for a household in Marin County is $71,306 a year. The median US income for a female with no male present is $29,307, while for a person over 65 (no sex given) it is $23,787 a year. Let’s knock out the round-the-clock care at $15 an hour and give her drop-in care at California’s $6.75 minimum wage, 40 hours a week for $14,040. The caregiver would not be able to afford Ms. Nome’s now very pricey $900 a month apartment but we’ve reduced Ms. Nome’s yearly expenses to $32.040 a year.

If Ms. Nome was on the $131,400 a year plan then it would take about 7 Ms. Nomes to rack up a million dollars in expenses over the course of a year. About 31 if she was on the $32,040 a year plan.

Yeah, I know that a hospital bed is not a $900 a month studio apartment that a minimum wage worker wouldn’t be able to afford. It’s a very specialized bed that Kaiser wants back, which is why they are suing Ms. Nome, which Kaiser admits is their attempt to entice her to pack her bags and call for a taxi to drop her off at a bus stop rather than them having to do the dirty work. Attempt to convince Ms. Nome to do the dirty work herself.

But let’s not linger. Ms. Nome sounds like a woman who’s better able to take care of herself than I would be if in her position. Had it been me and the hospital handed me my suitcases I would have ended up parked in some landfill in a short period of time, end of story. If you don’t have the material resources to exist on this planet (I mean outside of the clay and water you got as a birthday present) then you ought not to be here.

And besides, my little one wants to visit the Great Wall of China.

Oh, Digby and the Fallwell comment? The one where Fallwell was taking back what he said about choice sinners in America (pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, lesbians, the ACLU, People for the American Way) having caused God to lift the veil of protection which had allowed no one to attack America on our soil since 1812? A few battles between American Indian Nations and Americans spring to mind as having happened, subsequent 1812, on what is now American soil or was American soil even at the time of such battles though shortly before had been soil treatied to those Indian Nations but what’s a treaty worth when none were ever kept.

Before I sign off, however, on the flip side, the good side, Marty brought home for H.o.p. (boy has he been in a great mood all day) some more colored pencils and a box of pastels. We already have both in an assortment of brands but we welcome new to try out. My mother has been drawing a lot, taking a course that uses Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain as a base. She sends us scans of her drawings, which has been a good bit of fun. H.o.p.’s drawing implements of choice remain pens and magic markers and I imagine will remain so for a while. Still, I asked the paper banker for a loan and H.o.p. gave a couple of sheets and I did a quick sketch of his pretzeled computer-absorbed form. “Look, see,” I said, “that’s you.” He was polite; studied my version of his right foot for a bit with real curiosity. Having only observed it previously in real life and in photos I imagine my misrepresentation was yes, well, a curiosity.

Now, I return to the land of Godzilla.

Slaughterhouse Five probably had a drain in the floor too

Friday, February 18th, 2005

I was going to start out with fun stuff, how H.o.p. and Marty went to see “The Adventures of Mighty Bug” at The Center for Puppetry Arts today, but on my way to get a link to the website I stopped in for some news and happened on this, a new old news story on Manadel al-Jamadi, a ghost detainee (ie. held secretly) of the CIA whose November 2003 obituary was a matter of photos showing Abu Ghraib guards giving a thumbs-up over his abused, ice-packed corpse. The new news is that he died in one of the prison shower rooms, during a half-hour of questioning, while being suspended by his wrists with his hands cuffed behind his back. He had already been roughed over by SEALS before turned over to the CIA interrogator and Abu Ghraib guards, his autopsy showing several broken ribs. It’s reported that when he was discovered to be dead, his shackles undone, lowered from his hanging position, that blood gushed from his mouth as if a faucet had been cut on.

I don’t know how the military pathologist who ruled the case a homicide phrased it, but the news article gives the pathologist as determining Manadel al-Jamadi had died from pressure to the chest and “difficulty breathing’. If I remember correctly, GW Bush’s daddy dignified his stint in office with the offer of a kinder, gentler world. This is the kinder, gentler world’s way of saying, “Asphyxiated.”

It’s called an “enhanced” intelligence gathering technique.

Sonny GW Bush insists he has always ordered questioning methods to remain within the law.

Today, GWB nominated for Director of National Intelligence, Ambassador John Negroponte.

GWB says,

“John will make sure that those whose duty it is to defend America have the information we need to make the right decisions. John understands America’s global intelligence needs because he spent the better part of his life in our foreign service, and is now serving with distinction in the sensitive post of our nation’s first Ambassador to a free Iraq. ”

GWB says,

“John’s nomination comes at an historic moment for our intelligence services. In the war against terrorists who target innocent civilians and continue to seek weapons of mass murder, intelligence is our first line of defense.”

GWB says,

“As DNI, John will lead a unified intelligence community, and will serve as the principle advisor to the President on intelligence matters. He will have the authority to order the collection of new intelligence, to ensure the sharing of information among agencies, and to establish common standards for the intelligence community’s personnel. “

Derechos Human Rights, a member of the World Organization Against Torture, says:

John Negroponte was ambassador to Honduras from 1981-1985. As such he supported and carried out a US-sponsored policy of violations to human rights and international law. Among other things he supervised the creation of the El Aguacate air base, where the US trained Nicaraguan Contras during the 1980’s. The base was used as a secret detention and torture center, in August 2001 excavations at the base discovered the first of the corpses of the 185 people, including two Americans, who are thought to have been killed and buried at this base.

During his ambassadorship, human rights violations in Honduras became systematic. The infamous Battalion 316, trained by the CIA and Argentine military, kidnaped, tortured and killed hundreds of people. Negroponte knew about these human rights violations and yet continued to collaborate with them, while lying to Congress.

President George W. Bush has nominated Negroponte to be US ambassador before the UN. Human Rights organizations in the US and Latin America have joined their voices in asking the US Senate to not ratify his nomination. Please join us!

The shower room is a “common” CIA interrogation spot.

Hopefully in the next Random House Dictionary update “shower room” will be noted for its euphemisms.

Today’s notes from Godzillaland…“The Adventures of Mighty Bug” was said to be visually appealing but not much to it. The literature reads, “The evil arachnid Scorpiana, fresh from a prison stay in a nearby entomologist’s lab, has assembled a group of insect-eating animals to attack Bugville while she captures Mighty Bug and the lovely Morpha. Scorpiana, however, is no match for our insect heroes - the most successful animal species on earth, after all. With the help of Professor Rhinoceros beetle, the insects of Bugville join forces to save the town…” According to Marty however there wasn’t much adventure and plot was practically nonexistent. That’s all right with H.o.p. who’s always there for the puppets, in this case shadow puppets. He came home with a spider puppet that he’d made. Cute and simple design. Black construction and brown pipe cleaners.

H.o.p. also came home with pot stickers and a little robot. A trip to the puppetry center means now for him a visit to the store there to get another puppet, but this time he came away with “Roxy the Robot” who looks suspiciously like the robot maid in the Jetsons cartoon, Rosie. Rosie is purple-blue, a Hindu robot goddess, has a white cap, antennae ears, white frill collar, white apron, black skirt, and skates about on a peg leg. Roxy, also a maid, is about 5 inches tall, pink, springs for hair, antennae for ears and is blessed with two legs but unfortunately has flat red monster of Frankenstein feet. She has a grey torso, black skirt and white apron. Roxy has breasts, which Rosie did not. Two little black knobs. She is supposed to be able to walk but in this Rosie’s case she only air walks. Put her down and she stops. H.o.p. doesn’t like his robots to walk anyway. None of them. She has a key that winds her up. Marty asked H.o.p. what he wanted to do with it. H.o.p. said he didn’t want it. We put it up.

Tin Roxy came with a collector’s certificate. (Hah.) The box reads she’s for ages 8 and up, but not for “children”!, she is for collectors only as she has some vaguely sharp edges (none of them projecting, the bottom of her skirt and shoes are a bit edgy). So, H.o.p. had to become a collector in order to purchase Roxy.

The reading program was on hold a couple of days as my speakers went out. They’re working again as of now but need to be replaced. We may make it through another reading “world” tomorrow.

Confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech

Saturday, February 19th, 2005


Betty’s winning job interview. Picture courtesy of H.o.p.

Sat down at the computer at 2:30 and though I’d been working continually with no goofing somehow after three hours I’d not managed to get much done at all when H.o.p. puts on one of his new Betty Boop DVDs and Marty sits down to watch after a minute and says hey come look at this twisted bit of Boop-oop-ee-doo in which Betty is sexually harassed by her employer, calls the police and ends up making out with the boss.

I ask H.o.p. to play it from the beginning as I figure it’s best not to remark upon until I’ve seen the whole seven minutes — and found the tale’s slightly more convoluted.

“Betty’s Big Boss”, 1933, directed by Dave Fleischer, opens with a veritable Big City Babylonian Tower (looks like an old cotton mill smoke stack) upon which is posted the sign, “Girl wanted - top floor - female preferred”. Flapper Betty in hat and one of her more demure dress choices (sleeves and a full bodice with collar) passes by and seeing opportunity she races upstairs along with a multitude of jobless women, it being about three years into the Great Depression.

The Big Boss is indeed a Big Boss, about as wide as he is tall. When he asks what Betty can do, it’s time for a song. IMDB gives the tune as Irving Berlin’s “You’d Be Surprised”.

Here’s the original:

You’d Be Surprised
Music and Lyrics by Irving Berlin (1919)

He’s not so good in a crowd
But when you get him alone,
You’d be surprised.
He isn’t much at a dance
But then when he takes you home,
You’d be surprised.
He doesn’t look like much of a lover,
But don’t judge a book by it’s cover.
He’s got the face of an angel but,
There’s a devil in his eye.
He’s such a delicate thing
But when he starts to squeeze,
You’d be surprised.
He dosn’t look very strong
But when you sit on his knees,
You’d be surprised.
At a party or at a ball,
I’ve got to admit he’s nothing at all,
But in an easy chair,
You’d be surprised.

But Betty has a job to win and tailors the lyrics to better suit her application.

I don’t know how to type write
but if you take me home
you’d be surprised.

The Boss has visions of how he might be surprised as Betty crawls over his desk, continuing,

I don’t judge a book by it’s cover
I’ve got the face of an angel but…

At which point what Betty says is politely drowned out by the disgruntled brayings of the other job applicants as the Big Boss opens a great trap door and does away with them.

You’d be surprised!
I didn’t go to school
but when I sit on your knee
you’d be surprised!

The rewards of hiring Betty seem obvious. So, when she flips her hat up on a coat rack and settles down at a desk to type, it’s not much of a surprise that the Boss has other ideas for his working girl. Portrayed as almost a jovial clown up to now, his chin sprouts a thorny scraggle of whiskers. “How about a little kiss?” Oooo, “Naughty, naughty, ” Betty demures. When she attempts to flee, the door is locked, trapping her. She calls the police.

All the world loving Betty, the police and the troops respond. Betty’s in danger! Rescuers clamber up a ladder. The Big Boss machine guns them down. Betty, wanting a piece of the action, machine guns the Big Boss’ bottom with lead via a pencil sharpener. The police machine gun the building, whittling it down from the base up to the top floor. As the top floor meets earth, we see through a window-blind Betty and her boss apparently locked in combat. When the blind is raised? But of course, Betty and her Big Boss are smooching. She scolds everyone for peeking and the blind is lowered as Betty and the Boss return to business.

During a second viewing, when the gun battle between the Big Boss and the police began, H.o.p. asked why they were fighting. Confounded, I didn’t know what to say. A misunderstanding?

What happened between 1932 and “Boop-oop-a-doop” in which Betty’s Ringmaster boss tries to kiss her, she slaps him and sings, “You can feed me bread and water, or a great big bale of hay, but don’t take my boop-oop-a-doop away!”

The cartoon that follows on the DVD is also 1933 vintage, “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers”.


Betty invades the nursery. Picture courtesy of H.o.p.

The toy factories exhaust themselves, deflate, go kaput, with the production of a mysterious something, a package that is picked up and eventually delivered, via plane, stork-like, down the chimney of a toy shop. The fires part for a box from which springs Betty Boop in one of her racier dresses, the one with no back and no straps, . The contents of the toy shop spring to life with her arrival. Toy bunnies, clowns, rabbits, elephants, and in particular toy soldiers. Wink, wink. A wet dream has invaded the G-rated nursery. Betty Boop, sex toy. The ensuing rumpus–Betty Boop crowned the Queen of Hearts–awakens King Kong who goes on a rampage. After we’re treated to Kong threatening a wind-up, watermelon eating “Darkie” type doll with white lips and deciding it doesn’t fit his purposes, he beheads a Mandarin Chinese doll and pursues Betty’s head as the perfect replacement.

Uh, what’s up with that? This Beast’s love of Beauty is of a different sort than Kong’s love of Fay Wray.

Eegad, King Kong means business, strapping Boop to a table saw. The army rallies to Boop’s defense. The toys beat Kong but as they march victorious, led by Betty Boop, they remind a little too much of Dough Boy WWI survivors put back together in a wrong kind of way because there was no right way anymore–that is, except for Boop. As the cartoon closes we see them relegated to the damaged shelf along with Boop. As Betty Boop looks fine as ever, we are supposed to wonder, “What’s up with that?” The punch line is that when she turns around it’s revealed she has lost the back of her dress and we’re rewarded with a full rear glimpse of her drawers.

The cartoon has me thinking what about the Great Depression and the Veterans of WWI? In a weird way Boop may be expressing solidarity here with the 25,000 World War I veterans who traveled to Washington D.C. in June 1932 to camp out until they got their bonus pay. They didn’t get it. Instead Hoover signed, in July, a Transportation Bill to help them get home–because they were destitute, because he wanted to get rid of them–July 24th being the deadline for them to leave. Those who didn’t leave were cleared out by Federal Troops under General Douglas MacArthur and the encampments burned.

“We were heroes in 1917, but we’re bums now.”

About as compassionate as the Bush Administration has been with its military veterans.

Darn, I start out to scold Betty and end up turning sympathetic. Except, y’know, for the seeming racism and sexism.

But Betty was a big fan of jazz and her 1932 “Minnie the Moocher” features Cab Calloway and his band in what may be the earliest footage of him. Cab Calloway and band also performed in “Betty Boop in Snow White” (1933) and “Old Man of the Mountain” (1933). Louis Armstrong and band are shown in Boop’s “I’ll be Glad when you’re Dead and Gone, You Rascal, You” (1932) but in that one Betty’s fighting off the natives in Africa.

I start looking around and find that Phoenix Morric, in “The First Feminist Cartoon: Betty Boop” states she was loved by Gertrude Stein and that the KKK threatened the studio because of their use of black Jazz artists. Morric gives no sources, however, and I can find nothing further on Stein, but the KKK threatening Fleischer studios is mentioned at Dennisnybackfilms.com in“The Birth of Betty Boop (Or My Life as a Dog)”.

“What are your daughters watching?” at “The Cheers” gives Betty as simply teaching girls to be adorable and dumb.

Betty did not have to be clever or even smart. Betty got along just fine with flashy garters and red lipstick. Miss Betty Boop was the shining example for young girls that said that it was much better to be adorable and dumb than not so adorable and socially co-dependant (as in the case of poor Olive Oyl). Both these women were stuck in the idea of what women’s roles were supposed to be according to cultural feminism.

Boop’s a more complex figure than that. A number of her early cartoons are surreal bewilderments which amaze me and are pretty entertaining. If she’s remembered as only a sex object, it could be because of decades’ divorce from the issues of the time that her cartoons may not explicitly reference but would have been understood by the audience. I’m talking Boop pre-Hays Act, 1935, before Betty underwent a pretty extreme change for the censors. Does she confront racism or peddle it? Does she confront sexism or give it a kiss? When I think of “Parade of the Wooden Soldiers” I see Betty flashing her garter and undies and her leading the Parade of the Bonus Veterans. The more I puzzle over “Betty’s Big Boss”, considering the title, the more I am focused on the Big Boss Babylonian tower that gets blasted down to size.

It’s a queer contradictory set of images Boop can leave one with.

Tip: State Court Jury Duty and bored? There’s Scrabble and Backgammon in the coat closet

Monday, February 21st, 2005

I phoned in and listened to the recorded message thinking I hope I don’t really have to be paying attention to any of this. No, such luck. Yes, I know it’s my sacred civic duty so tar and feather me already but one of the last things I wanted to do was to be honored with the privilege of jury duty. We’re self-employed and homeschooling. My husband was going to and would have had to cancel his studio session today in order to stay home with H.o.p. but his brother, who had just moved down from NY Saturday (”The most frightening thing in the world is waking up and realizing I moved to Atlanta”) dropped by Sunday evening and offered to babysit. Also, H.o.p. was concerned with mom having to go to a government building. He hears enough about the government that concern is the first response (no, not shame on me, shame on them) upon learning that mom is going down to a government building. (”It’s all right, sweetie.” “But President Bush is in the government building.” “Not this government building.”) The kind of concern that isn’t assuaged when he says, “Don’t go!” and I say but I must and he demands why and I tell him the not-so-fine print that the government will hit me with a hefty fine or submit a bench warrant for my arrest if I don’t go, which means a court date regardless. I mean, they make jury duty so inviting in the first place, don’t they? If instead you opened your mail to “Summoning the Honor of Your Presence for coffee and homemade blueberry muffins with prosecution, defense and judge” then I’d feel a bit differently about it, more relaxed, even if the fine-print said the coffee and muffins would be at my own expense. Send me a blue slip that says Summons for State Court Jury Duty 8:15 a.m. Monday or you’re arrested and I get testy.

There’s an old joke as to do you really want to be tried by peers not smart enough to get out of jury duty. My take on it is what’s the privilege of jury duty, fulfilling the right of the accused to a jury by one’s peers, when the accused may simply be one of those not protected by any number of those laws which exempts from libablity anyone who earns more money than the judge. Where’s the justice in a country where we say it is stealing when you take someone’s $75 television but call it profit when you can, for instance, pollute to the point of extinction or pirate the pensions of hundreds of thousands. Where’s the justice when we’ll slap a person in prison who is actually endangering their life with certain select self-prescriptions, but legislate protection for corporations that willfully endanger the lives of thousands. And don’t tell me that a corporation holds the same rights as an individual under the law but is an institution and the owners aren’t responsible for its actions and that’s the way it has to be “because” (kind of just like politicians aren’t liable for anything that they conveniently can’t recollect telling a subordinate to do). When a car-pooling van makes a traffic violation, we don’t call the situation corporate and absolve the driver of responsibility.

I’d not slept but a couple of hours Saturday night. I slept one hour Sunday night because my body decided to wake up after an hour. Marty asked why. I said because I was wild with anticipation.

It having been a sleepless several days, I wondered if I started hallucinating from sleep deprivation during jury selection if they would send me home and my obligation would be fulfilled.

I chose “Spit in the Ocean, All About Kesey” as reading material, because it doesn’t require much focus and would be like porting along a friendly angel, and it seemed appropriate, considering the prospect of sleep deprivation hallucinations. I looked for second choice of reading material but Marty and brother-in-law said I probably shouldn’t carry along too much, and they ought to know as they both have never done jury duty. “Maybe I should take along some cards?” I said, but Marty and brother-in-law said no there would be no room to play and again they ought to know, they both having never done jury duty.

The line at 8:15 was long outside the courthouse. At least, I reasoned the line of obviously disgruntled souls at the center door, a grab bag of humanity burdened with worries of livelihood, was jury duty and that the left door had nothing to do with me as those breezing through it were far too cheerful. I must have looked like I knew. “Is this the line for jury duty?” a passing someone asked me. “Yes,” I said and thought I should have said, “so I assume” and called it out after-the-fact because I would have felt guilty had I not. People walking in and out the left door remarked on wow why so many people this morning and I wondered if there was something especially choice going on where they expected to run through prospective jurors like, well like a body with an intestinal bug only absorbs so much nutritionally whilst heavy purging. Not the best of images I know, but it was what came to me.

Once inside the door, the line snake wound multiple times before you finally made it to the metal detector. If you’re an employee have your ID out, if you are jury duty have your summons out and coat off, an officer stood at the center of the room repeating. It was passed through the line that if you had fingernail files you were supposed to take them back out to the car. Except the man ahead of me turned and rather than telling me this informed the younger woman behind me . She had on make-up and a hairdo and clothes. I had on my racoon-eyed no sleep face. They struck up a conversation.

Thus far, I looked like the kind of a person you ask if this is the jury line but not a person you expect to carry a fingernail file.

Into the little white plastic basket I placed everything in my cargo pockets and my book and tablet. Onto the conveyor belt went it and my coat, the pockets I’d stuffed with toilet paper and a couple of paper towels as I’ve still got a sometimes runny nose from my cold and had been out of tissue paper and hadn’t wanted to carry a knapsack as I’ve gotten used to not carrying a knapsack since everyone thinks you’re going to shoplift or create a headline with an incendiary device. Of course, I set off the metal detector machine though the only metal I knew myself to be wearing was my ring and loop earrings. A wand run over my raised-arms form convinced I had nothing to hide.

Up to the 7th floor to the holding room for prospective jurors which contained both State and Superior Court prospective jurors and was big and reminded of an especially large airport waiting area except there were no windows. Line up first outside an oversized glassed-in theater ticket booth with several guides issuing instructions. Superior Court get white badges and sit down. State Court go to yet another desk at the rear of the room where you sign in and get your own badge. Then to look for a seat but the room was so packed with people, several hundred of them, that I went ahead and sat on the floor, and was the first one to do so for some reason. The seats were all in rows with seating cubes stuffed in awkward areas and I took the first floor spot that seemed reasonable where I could hopefully rest my back against a side of a large cube on which happened to sit several blond women who certainly had been carrying fingernail files and had to go back to their cars or throw them away. I fumbled with my orange badge, knowing the back should come off so I could stick it on my clothes but it just wouldn’t do. I gently folded, attempted to find where to peel. I was already a little anxious. I thought how odd it was that I spent the night installing Apache on my computer so I could have a local server, and tweeked it and installed PHP and MySQL and here I couldn’t figure out how to peel my stick-on badge. It was embarrssing. I asked the blond on my right who couldn’t believe I was asking anyone this, much less her, and turned to the woman on my left and asked her and she looked at me like I was a total simpleton and said fold it in the middle and this time when I folded it in the middle it parted, I unpeeled, I slapped on the badge and sat back as best I could (not) and began to observe the show. The summons had said business casual which everyone had defined as no pajamas or shorts or swimsuits. Most women wore fashionable or vaguely fashionable clothing with cute accents. I believe I was the only one in oversize men’s cargo pants and eight-year-old men’s steel-toed boots from Target (I dress cheap and break my toes a lot) and a men’s oversized hooded jacket from Old Navy and a bandana. But I did have on a nice black v-neck rib knit cotton sweater. If you separated the people off into who shopped at the up-scale malls, who shopped at the regular malls and who probably never visited a mall and got their vegetables at co-ops, there weren’t too many co-op shoppers and most of them were men. One of those men before eleven o’clock asked for a deferrment because he ran a restaurant.

We were treated to a movie of news anchor Brenda Wood telling us we were doing our honored civic duty and were appreciated for it. Brenda Wood said they might ask embarrassing questions and if we were too embarrassed to answer in public we could say so and the judge might grant answering in private but likely not. The videotaped news anchor told us not to discuss the trial with anyone and not to watch the news. I found this amusing.

The video over, I moved to a spot on the floor near the State Court desk where I could rest my back against a wall.

I was surprised to see only a few palm pilots (mostly held by young twenty-somethings), no laptops, few earphones and Ipods. (I don’t have an Ipod or laptap or Palm Pilot–not even a cell phone–but I expect most everyone else to have at least a cell phone and Palm Pilot or Ipod.) There were very few books. Almost no magazines. Very few newspapers. Most people slept in their seats. No one snored. With the colds going around and flu I was surprised no one was coughing or continually blowing their nose. The coffee vendor woman didn’t make an appearance, her station just teased people with its cups. In the holding room one can talk but for some reason can’t talk on a cell phone (what’s the difference) so a number of people gathered at the threshold with their phones.

I said to the State Court woman I understood if you had a child under four at home one was exempt, but how did jury selection tend to look on people who homeschooled and so had children at home to look after. I asked although I knew the answer, that the state doesn’t much care about that or if you are self-employed. She replied homeschooling was my “constitutional choice” and made no difference here.

The bad thing about the holding room is that you’re afraid to walk out to exercise the legs, go to the bathroom, anything, because you never know when they’ll call the next jury pool, besides which you’re not supposed to go wandering anyway unless you’ve officially been excused for a break. I offered a conversational comment here and there on nothing particular, and would get a brief mmm kind of response and so tried to read but shortly decided watching the people was more entertaining. Beginning at 9 o’clock, a woman representing the Superior Court would occasionally appear and read off about 50 names and they’d go to their appointed room and a woman representing State Court would occasionally step up to the mic and read off shorter lists and those souls would collect their things and leave.

Not having had any coffee, getting a mild headache, I was feeling in need of aspirin. I had asked where a coffee machine was. I was told where to find the vending area on the floor. There was no coffee machine, or it was in another dimension. I got a coke. I opened it. It spewed. I took out the few paper towels I’d brought along for my cold (yes still fresh) and cleaned the bottle. I took my aspirin out of my pocket and felt on the offensive taking them, thinking it wasn’t beyond likelihood that a knee-jerk response in a court house would be to wonder if you’re taking an illicit substance. Another woman came back and asked where the coffee machine was. I informed there was none. On the way down the hall I met another woman looking for the coffee machine. I said there was none but the vending area was thataway.

I returned to my spot near the State Court desk. A man on a cane asked the woman where the coffee was. She directed him to the same vending area. She worked on the computer and answered phones. She was having troubles with her computer and didn’t know what to do. Sometimes she’d answer the phone and after a moment quip, terse, “And why aren’t you here?”

Because I’m so good at it (reference lame drawing) I sketched for a couple minutes and realized how there was no difference, as far as carpet, walls, trims, between the materials and aesthetics that went into the courthouse room and your typical post 70s hospital waiting area. The colors were the same as used in the hospital where I gave birth to H.o.p. seven years ago. Cream, mauve and gray. Florescent lights were numerous and bright. Everything looked green.

As seats began to open up, the State Court woman twice commented there was an open seat I could take.

I stayed on the floor. If I had taken a seat I would have been in the midst of the pack and unable to watch or sketch.

A friendly damsel from Louisiana was making friends left and right, lots of smiles, lots of laughter. Those even slightly amenable were drawn into listening and conversing at one point or another. Her husband was a chef and people were amusing themselves talking about cooking raccoon and possom. I spoke up and said my husband’s family was from Louisiana. She said where from. I said where. She wasn’t familiar with the Parishes. Lapse into silence. She and the people around her returned to talking. I had thought maybe when a seat opened up in that area I’d take it but when one did a woman who had been seated for a little while on the floor near me got up and took it instead and I found myself wondering why we’d not been able to strike up a conversation when I’d tried but she immediately fell into laughing good times with the young woman from Louisiana. By the time we were given leave for lunch the young woman from Louisiana had a table full of friends from her general seating area.

If I had grown up in New Orleans I’d be a more likable person than I am, I’m pretty sure of that.

Lunch. I had first stepped outside for a cigarette (I smoke a very few a day still). A twenty-something young man in torn worn dirty jeans and hooded sweatshirt, raveling sweater and bandana came out of the courthouse, nodded passing by, went to a post to unlock his bike. I looked over as he unlocked his bike. He looked back and nodded and smiled. It was somehow one of the more convivial acknowledgements of existences during the day and I don’t know why. It had been raining and cool earlier and now was warm and dirty, gritty muggy feeling. I went inside and back through the metal detector etc. where I once again set it off and they waved the wand around me and a man behind me set it off and he muttered a couple of answers to questions and he seemed a tad drug-filigreed perhaps and the last I heard as I walked off was them then questioning him, “And how are you feeling today, sir?”

In the cafeteria I stood behind the man on the cane who had been earlier looking for coffee. He looked to be about 80. There were people who had stood out during the day and he’d been one of them. Very neatly dressed, suit coat. I wondered what his profession had been and where he was from as there was nothing remotely Southern about him. He turned and looked past me and struck up a conversation with the woman in line behind me. A worker said the lady who made sandwiches was the very best there was. I asked for a tuna on rye sandwich. The sandwich woman started putting white lunch meat on rye. I thought that was really strange tuna salad. She asked me if I wanted tomato on my turkey sandwich. I said no and thought, “Oh well” and let it slide, because I had begun to feel unaccostomed to speaking and I could just as well eat turkey. I paid for my sandwich. I was told a bag of chips came with it. I said never mind. The man with the cane took a seat with the woman behind me, at the table next to the Louisiana woman’s group. I found a seat somewhere in the middle of the room at a table where a woman was talking on her cell phone. I ate. I decided no coffee was probably a better choice than court house coffee and got none.

Back up to the jury room. Lunch seemed to have made everyone tired and sleepy rather than replenishing energy. Most people slept or sat quietly reading. I realized I don’t sit still. I move a lot. Tap my feet. Drum my hands. Stretch. I would occasionally get up and wander around and passing back through the room to the State Court holding area I took a second glance at a coat closet no one had paid any attention to. I glimpsed a board game on a shelf in the rear. What da’ you know. Backgammon, Dominoes and Scrabble. I got out the Scrabble game, wondered how many people ever noticed the games because they were in pretty decent shape. I returned to my spot and played Scrabble against myself.

It was about 3 o’clock. Superior Court emptied everyone out. Then State Court read out a long list of names and said if you were one of the 10 not on the list that you would be staying and definitely sent down for one of the jury selections. I was one of the last 10 and thought oh great a definite day two coming up. The seats around the Louisiana woman were now vacant, there only being ten of us left in a room that had held several hundred. I moved three paces from my seat on the floor to the row between the Louisiana woman and another woman reading a newspaper. We all exchanged a few sentences. They returned to their reading. I returned to looking around the room and staring at the ceiling and thinking about David Lynch and the scene in “Twin Peaks” when the camera zoomed in through the acoustic ceiling to the room where Leland Palmer was being questioned about Laura’s murder. As a woman passed in the hall outside I realized her footsteps were echoing and how quiet it now was. The Louisiana woman remarked on how quiet it was now. I said that I’d been thinking the same because of the woman’s echoing footsteps.

I don’t know where I got the idea the day would be more interesting than it had been. I was almost pleased not to have been sent home, to have to go through the questioning phase. I thought well they probably won’t release me from duty because of homeschooling and self-employment (I’m self-employed too but never mind). I thought they’ll probably send me home for some other reason, like my contempt for the justice system. I wondered if they would ask me something where I would show how undesirable a juror I’d be by mentioning prison as a growth industry in rural America and how we have a higher percentage of our population in prison than any other nation.

I thought maybe I should be a juror because of how I feel about the justice system, except Georgia only pays $25 a day, not even minimum wage, and Marty would have to take care of H.o.p. and that would mean cancelling studio sessions he was producing this week, which would mean not just him out of work those days and losing income but the musicians already booked to perform being out of work.

At 4 o’clock it was announced that we would not be needed. Our names were read out. My name was the last name called on the list. I thought well every day there is a last person to be called on the list and today I’m that person. I now went to the area marked “telephones”. I had not been back there and had envisioned lots of telephones. In cubicle after cubicle there were only telephone wires dangling from the wall, or forlorn jacks. There were only two phones. I wondered why.

The Georgia Constitution in 1999 was amended so that full-time post secondary school students could be exempted as well as anyone who is a primary caregiver to children under the age of four.

In the 2001 Georgia Courts in the 21st Century, The Report of the Supreme court of Georgia, Blue Ribbon commission on the Judiciary, one finds, along with the recommendation that employers be given tax incentives to pay jurors their salary, or at least not penalize employees who serve as jurors (ain’t that nice), “The drawbacks of placing responsibility on employers to avoid financial hardship to jurors, however, are that it does not address the problem of hardship faced by self-employed jurors, and that ultimately it is just another shifting of the cost for this public service to another private payer. One alternative solution to this problem might be the creation of a pool of resources on which trial judges could draw in case of significant financial hardship to individual jurors serving in their courts.”

There is nothing about reviewing hardship placed on those who homeschool.

In Connecticut you can request $50 in child-care reimbursement per day. In Minnesota you can request $50 if the care was from a licensed provider or up to $40 a day child-care from a non-licensed provider.

As already mentioned, in Georgia you are paid $25 a day for jury duty and there is no child-care reimbursement and no reimbursement for travel expenses (which some states have) and the Louisiana woman had talked about having to drive an hour and a half from North Fulton. Minimum wage it is not–and who can live on minimum wage? I read the normal length of a State Court trial is two and a half days. Add on the day of going through the selection proceess and you get three and a half days which is four days for $100.

Anyway, I did my duty. I guess I can sleep now.

I’m gibbering already

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005

The doorbell rings. Our friendly neighborhood USPS woman with a box. (And she is friendly.) H.o.p. grabs a fork and begins his transformation of the carton. He punches holes. Gets a flashlight and shines it through the holes onto the wall. “Look, a Phoenix!” And it is. A magical flutter of light wings and wisp of body that soars up the wall to the ceiling. He gets his puppet Phoenix and shines the flashlight through it so it is radiant orange and gold.

My brother and sister-in-law were over Sunday with their little girl who is a remarkable combination of brilliant, inquisitive intelligence and enviable, easy-going, even-tempered, good-natured, self-assurance. They brought a gift of homemade whole wheat bread made from grain they themselves ground. The bread is a perfectly formed loaf, light rather than dense and chewy stick-to-the-back-of-your-throat dry like my homemade whole wheat bread used to be eons ago, the one or two loaves I made.

Speaking of something that would be hard going down if not oiled by (alas) history and the travesties of Newt Gingrich, Sonny Perdue and Zell Miller (to name a few), is the announcement that Duluth’s Ralph Reed, of Century Strategies, will be running for Lt. Gov. in 2006. My first thought was I guess now I’ll be paying more attention to Georgia’s hopeless situation (I’ve preferred to block all knowledge Ralph Reed was down here) rather than South Dakota’s, and then just a few short minutes after that thought the internet reveals that Ralph Reed’s public campaign contributions, 15 lined up at Newsmeat, include one to John Thune for South Dakota in 2002 and another for John Thune for U.S. Senate in 2004.

Ralph Reed must like John Thune. His campaign totals coming to $14,620, Bush comes in as top recipient at $4000, and then Thune and the Vision for Tomorrow Fund tie for second at $2000 each.

I never see Ralph Reed’s face when I think the name. Rex Reed’s face (so-called film critic) is permanently the face of Ralph in my mind. I don’t even believe in a Christian hell but (none-the-less) Ralph convinced me years ago he was seeded here by Damien of Omen’s pappy to be the prince of the goths in prep-shirt blue brigade, the devil’s own stealth crew (don’t ask me how as I don’t even believe in the Christian devil yet it is true). A Violator of all Natural Laws, his Marvel World power is to make desirable and enviable Unbalanced Being where-ever he goes and then some. When you stumble to the kitchen in the morning and open the refrigerator door to find a litter of plastic wrapping and styrofoam and the fat stripped from your pork chops, Ralph will be at the gym working it off.

Rehashing his fast track rise to fame. He was student body president at his junior high in Miami Beach, FL at the age of 14, winning by a landslide (I don’t know about you but where I went to junior high, winning by a landslide meant someone, anyone voted). He was junior class president at Stephens County High School in GA. At the tender age of 15 he was already working on behalf of gubenatorial candidates in Georgia, North Carolina and California. He served as as 1982-1984 National Executive Director for the College Republicans, co-chairman of the youth effort for Ronnie Reagan (he made sure that in ‘84 more college students worked for a Republican–RR–in “modern memory”, so was the guy behind my perplexity at college students being so ass-backwards so as to vote for RR), and in 1984 founded his own Students for America, of which he was Executive Director, which had a presence on 200 campuses in 41 states. He worked on the re-election campaign of racist homophobe Jesse Helms in 1984 and 1990 and, indeed, the formation of Students for America was for the express purpose of getting Jesse Helms reelected. The executive director for the Khristian Koalition from 1989-1997, the KK grew from 2 thousand to a purported 2 million under him and its budget went from 200,000 to 27 million. In 1994 he helped usher in the first Republican Congress in 40 years and in 2000 was senior advisor to Bushie’s campaign and in 2004 was Chair of the Southeast Region for Bush-Cheny and campaign manager. He has “worked on seven presidential campaigns and has advised 88 campaigns for U.S. Senate Governor and Congress in 24 states”.

Seriously, what were Reed’s favorite toys as a child? That’s what I’d like to know.

The bio of his wife on his campaign site notes she was the daughter of an Army career officer, gives her parents’ names and that she was born in Alabama, while Reed’s bio infers he is Georgian, growing up in Toccoa, and mentions nothing about being born in Portsmouth, Virginia or growing up in Miami before transplanted to Toccoa for high school.

Reed was one of three children of a Navy doctor, spending his teen years in Toccoa. Dad was Ralph Reed Sr., an ophthalmologist and his mom was Marcy. His website gives his dad as a doctor in the Vietnam war and his mom was his his Troop Leader.

He was an Eagle Scout.

Reed says while other kids were watching Big Bird, he was consuming the autobiography of Eddie Rickenbacker, Carl Sandburg’s “Lincoln”, William Shirer’s “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”, David Halverstam’s “The Best and the Brightest” and “All the President’s Men” by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein.

For a penny, plus shipping, you can purchase his out-of-print book “Active Faith”. Then there’s “After the Revolution” and “Politically Incorrect: The Emerging Faith Factor in American Politics”. I suppose I should at least read the first and last pages except, y’know, but, well. But I should.

What were his favorite toys? Was he building church spire campaign headquarters with blocks while other kids were still chewing on them? Where’s the website of a Stephens County High School black sheep alumni that opens with the line, “I went to school with Ralph Reed”?

Years ago, when I’d a tougher constitution than now, I watched Pat Robertson’s 700 Club because I wanted to be versed in their daily spin. If a tea leaf reader had told me then that Ralph Reed would be running for Lt. Gov. of GA in 2006 I wouldn’t have been surprised but I would have melted into a gibbering mess. No change from today, but now I can melt into a gibbering mess online.

We recognize Margaret Spellings is a sensitive issue and we wanted to make sure that parents had an opportunity to introduce this subject to their children in their own time

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005

Settle down to watch “George Shrinks” on WPBA with H.o.p. and there it is, a brand new commercial, swear it is (though I could be wrong) which gets down to business with big white script on the screen informing 84% of you see Public Broadcasting as a Safe Haven for your child. They may as well have substituted with footage of Department of Education’s Margaret Spellings, PBS and the Coalition of Vigilante Mom and Pop Justices clubbing poor Buster Rabbit bloody senseless for getting into the maple sugar patch. What’s disturbing is I doubt the message was concocted to reassure people like me that PBS is only doing what the majority wants. Instead the message is crafted for those who have already won, a scramble to beg their pleasure, frothing desperate, a pandering declaration of submission to Bush’s All-Consuming Mandate.

Disgusted, I go check email and find that WPBA has finally gotten around to responding to my protest on their not airing Buster’s Vermont adventure.

There has been a lot of discussion recently about a scheduled episode of
Postcards from Buster titled “Sugartime!” Postcards from Buster is an
animated and live-action children’s series, produced in Boston and
distributed by PBS, that targets early elementary school students. The
series is designed to help children understand and appreciate the rich and
varied cultures that make up the United States. The recent discussion
involved the depiction of same-sex parents in the “Sugartime!” episode.

After considerable review, PBS made the decision not to include this
episode in the series. It stated, “We recognize this is a sensitive
issue, and we wanted to make sure that parents had an opportunity to
introduce this subject to their children in their own time.” As a PBS
member station, we broadcast series as distributed by PBS. Since PBS has
announced that it will not include that episode in the series, WPBA-TV
will not be broadcasting it.

Karen A. Bell

These people are as bad as Earthlink’s miserable customer service department which, no matter what you tell them, always responds with a reading of the same tired list of possible fixes (nothing to do with them of course) which they read to you yesterday and the day before and the day before that and the week before that, then send a questionaire asking how they did? Your guess is as good as mine as to why it took Karen Bell’s assistant so long to send out this generic response. I phoned the station on the February 3rd and “We recognize this is a sensitive issue, and we wanted to make sure that parents had an opportunity to introduce this subject to their children in their own time” was the same thing parroted to me then, which is what is parroted to everyone.

It is the same line that Margaret Spellings feeds when asked about her fanatical clubbing of Buster:

On lifestyle issues, I think it’s appropriate for parents to deal with those and address those as they see fit, in their own way and in their own time…I believe that as a mother, and I believe that as a policy-maker. For the Department of Education or public broadcasting to get into things that are, you know, in a grayer area, is just not something we need to do.

And there it pretty much is, the whole story. Bush and Spellings’ Department of Education = Public Broadcasting.

How much did sugarcane lobbyists feed the Bush campaign? Because, as everyone knows, there was no sensitive issue to be addressed by parents to children “in their own time” unless the sugarcane industry doesn’t want anyone hearing about maple syrup sugar. Same-sex marriage wasn’t addressed in the show. Buster did inquire, looking at a photograph of the family highlighted, if Gillian was also Emma’s mother and Emma said yes that Gillian was her stepmother and Buster said wow that was a lot of moms.

2000 U.S. Census information shows 30% of households held stepchildren. In otherwords, 30% of households had either a stepmom or stepdad. 30% is a significant share. A great big ol’ share. If anything, that is what the story is here. Emma has a stepparent as does 30% of the population.

Like Spellings’ children. Margaret Spellings is a stepparent. She divorced her first husband, with whom she has four children, in 1997, and remarried to lawyer Robert Spellings in 2001. Margaret Spellings’ children have a father and stepfather.

Since the issue has been clearly shown to be about stepparents, can we ban Spellings from the airwaves as she is married to one?

We recognize Margaret Spellings is a sensitive issue and we wanted to make sure that parents had an opportunity to introduce this subject to their children in their own time.

The Traditional Values Coalition (Exec. Dir. Andrea Lafferty, Founder Rev. Louis Sheldon is Lafferty’s father) sent out to their supporters an alert that Spellings was being targeted, because of Buster, by, The homosexual activist group “The Respect for All Project” in San Francisco…(which) pushes the homosexual agenda in public schools through “anti-bullying” and “diversity” training videos, workshops and seminars.

Imagine. Anti-bullying videos.

The Traditional Values Coalition offers ministry and counseling resources for “those struggling with same-sex attractions and other gender identity disorders”. It is such a high priority that this aspect of their work is one of 9 navigation links in their “Inside TVC” menu.

The Traditional Values Coalition (a lobbying organization, its sister organization being the Traditional Values Educationi & Legal Institute) gives itself as being 43,000 churches strong.

Andrea is married to Jim Lafferty, former press secretary to Rep. Tom DeLay.

The Traditional Values Coaltion has published Briefing Paper on the Homosexual Agenda, which includes a section titled
“Homosexuals Recruit Public School Children”.

You’d think TVC would be howling about Gannongate but I did a search at their website but no articles came up and so far I don’t see them howling.

On Talking Heads and Artificial Intelligence

Friday, February 25th, 2005

He is a bit of a tease.

Jeff Gannon on his “The Conservative Guy” circa 2002-2004 website, page titled “Who is CG?”, set the stage for his recent show:

In many circles, I have become known as “the conservative guy”. Some people don’t even remember my name because I am an average type guy. I’ve been a preppie, a yuppie, blue-collar, green-collar and white-collar. I’ve served in the military, graduated from college, taught in the public school system, was a union truck driver, a management consultant, a fitness instructor and an entrepreneur. I’m a two-holiday Christian and I usually vote Republican because they most often support conservative positions.

And then, well we all know about Jim Guckert, who peculiarly enough, rather than resurrected with the revelation that he is the legitimate infant and Gannon a Changeling, instead is symbolically buried with Guckert/Gannon briefly disappearing from the web then returning as Gannon at Jeffgannon.com, the changeling given full inheritance rights.

What’s odd is Gannon’s mockery. Mockery isn’t quite the same as a sense of humor and I take his tease, early as 2002, that people don’t remember his name, as mockery. But who has he been mocking?

Aside the obvious, what bothers me the most is the absence of and obvious disdain for creativity, imagination or intelligence in whatever proceeds from “Pretty Woman” Gannon, the movie referenced being one I don’t like and only mention as it seems someone somewhere begs a comparison be drawn. Yet whoever that someone may be was disturbingly content with the dregs at the bottom of the glass, not even caring to send Guckert to a crash course finishing school so that the absence of meat on the model’s bones only meant all the better a showcase for the designer’s style. Or maybe that’s me missing the point and Guckert/Gannon is the most sterling, crystal-clear reflection of itself the the Bush administration has to offer, this most definitive Pygmalion product.

A Pygmalion which at least on one level seems to be mocking us. The Conservative Guy is adamant that we are all like him. His mission, he says, is to convince us of it. His belief is we are all conservative at the core, none of us exempt. On his website offers us a survey to take, that should convince us the same.

The survey allows for no buts, hows or whys. Only yes or no. Gannon seems to believe that all people who happen on to the same bus for even a moment are there for the same reason, have come from the same place, and all have the same goal.

Now, don’t imagine I’m looking to Gannon for any shard of honesty. Take for instance the question of his name. I don’t know if he’s referring here to the name of Gannon, or alluding to Guckert (I think the subtext is Guckert) but he says his name isn’t remembered because he is the penultimate average guy. Elsewhere, he’s said that he chose Gannon for a pseudonym as Guckert was hard to remember and difficult to spell, which means he chose Gannon as a memorable name and Guckert is given as unique. Neither meshes with the idea of the Penultimate Conservative Guy who fades into the wallpaper background because he is so ordinary, because he is the Everyman that Gannon states he is.

While insisting he is an ordinary wallflower, Gannon at “The Conservative Guy” demanded confrontation, heckling the liberal reader to dare and write him, to take him on. This is the same personna that at Jeffgannon.com taunts, “I’m back” and chides that the Left is terrified of him which is why it tried to bring him down, but that he will fight the good battle which will be told (of course) in a book. Seems he imagines himself the Hunter Thompson of the Right. “Fear and Loathing in the Press Room,” he titles a column (which he calls a blog). One of the symbols he chose to represent himself on “The Conservative Guy” was a gun, the other an SUV. He says he was thought of as a harmless gadfly. Which insinuates he was anything but, biding his time to ask “the question” which burst the cocoon and out pops Super Gannon, Conservative Avenger. Upholder of All That is Right.

I couldn’t have cared less about Gannon’s personal life. But if one thinks about it, the reason it did come into play, a matter of interest, is his transparency as a “reporter”. As has been observed by others, what he did was faxing. What he was handed he turned around and handed out, no filter of scrutiny applied. When there is no content there is nothing left to look at but the package. Gannon set up today’s scene two years ago when he put up his “The Conservative Guy” website. Two years ago, it may have been taken as self-evaluation. Today, it reads as bait, a tease. “Who am I? What’s my real name?” And, again, the assertion that the reader is no different than he. Supposedly, he’s addressing liberals, though his website being what it is was most likely to be visited by other conservatives. One could also look at it as an odd sort of calling or business card, his Other ID for those who brushed elbows with him and cared to look him up.

Gannon is in many ways exactly what he professes himself to be, so ordinary, forgettable, that one feels it a perverse waste of time applying any thought to him. It’s a role he’s playing, of which he’s been proud. But he’s a bad actor. He couldn’t separate himself out of the mix. While he was on stage reading from the book, he’d a billboard up behind sassing, “Who am I?” Unlike Superman, no matter how proud he was of his cover, he perhaps wanted it to be blown. Now that it has been, there’s not all that much to sift through. If people are looking for a story, it’s because Gannon isn’t one, so it’s his circumstance which must be, the vehicle that’s been getting him around. The man is the ashes to ashes dust to dust that breaks a cold sweat on anyone who faces the void.

His Pygmalian, whatever or whoever it might be, would be much the same. Never mind how he got where he was. Gannon is what the Bush Culture thinks of its constituents. He is Bush Culture. Teasing, mocking, substanceless. A culture in which there is nothing to honor but the machinery of appetite. Hunger and crude oil.

Karen gets a quoter: When uniformity is compromised, then authority no longer holds

Saturday, February 26th, 2005

Kelli Davis, a student at Fleming Island High School in Green Cove Springs, Florida, wore a tuxedo for her high school yearbook picture. Sam Ward, the school’s principal, said it must be removed because Kelli was wearing boy’s clothes and was not following the rules on dress. The decision was debated at a school board meeting attended by about 200 people, at which 24 people spoke, the majority of whom supported Kelli. The school board took no action and so the picture will be pulled. Bruce Bickner, the school board attorney, said there was no written dress code for the pictures but principals had the “authority” to set standards.

Karen Gordon, no doubt a proud patriot, attending the board meeting, applauded Ward’s decision. Said Karen, “When uniformity is compromised, then authority no longer holds.”

This astute appraisal of the situation appears to belong all to Karen. She thought it up in her very little-bitty own, or her husband did, or her pastor did, or maybe Principal Ward said it at a PTA meeting and Karen was so impressed that the words were impressed upon her brain with the near vehemence of the ten commandments. I looked up “in Google “When uniformity is compromised, then authority no longer holds” and there were no returns. Karen, if she knew this, would be so proud she could about pop.

Back to the tuxedo for a minute. The argument couldn’t possibly be about a woman wearing trousers as I have never seen a class picture in which the whole person is pictured, instead it is usually a head and shoulders shot. Never mind that pants on females is the norm. Back in the late 60s pants on females were, yes, an issue in ass-backwards conservative America but I remember somewhere along 1969 girls being permitted to wear pants to school in most parts and then around 1972 jeans became acceptable. It’s true that at church services and rights of passage (weddings, funerals) dresses on women still tend to be the norm, a quirk that is attributed to etiquette, but defies rational explanation. Just like the gold standard is another culture quirk. And eating with forks or fingers.

Head and shoulders shot. You can’t see the pants, so the pants couldn’t be the problem. Is it the bow tie? Are bow ties overtly masculine? Have I missed some phallic symbolism in the bow tie that marks it as sacred to the male? Or maybe the school system doesn’t want to appear to be promoting a service industry career for women, tuxedo shirts and bow ties not uncommon as service uniforms in the restaurant or catering world?

Uniformity. Pants weren’t ever an issue, actually. Kelli showed up for her school photo and what happened was there were drapes for females to put over their bodices and tux tops for the guys to don. Kelli was uncomfortable with the drape baring her chest. She opted for the tux.

Kelli happens to be lesbian. Kelli’s mother says her lesbianism has nothing to do with the matter, that it’s a human rights issue. The papers beg to differ, lesbian being in most of the headlines. An article by Susan Clark Armstrong at altweeklies.com certainly suggests that lesbianism factored in principal’s decision, and that Kelli believes this was a factor.

Reason wasn’t a factor, that’s for sure.

Kelli is one of those problem students that cause headaches for school administrators every year. You know the type, the kind of person who feels compelled to try for a little self-expression and autonomy. There’s nothing that can throw a cog in the orderly wheels of a fine-tooled school system, the machine to seize up and start throwing gears, than a picture of a woman in a bow tie crossing the desk.

Truth is, Kelli’s lesbianism is a factor, but she would likely have had the same response in that school if she’d not been a lesbian. The problem in Sam Ward world is anyone, male or female, exercising a bit of brain matter and questioning our largely haphazard potluck culture table, what makes sense and what needs to go in the trash. Karen Gordon fully grasps the problem when she defends the principal’s position with her statement, “When uniformity is compromised, then authority no longer holds.” She knows that when individuals start thinking for themselves in school, there’s no telling what can happen.

You know Sam Ward and Karen Gordon. You remember them, don’t you? Sure you do. They’re the students whose only question was ever, “Will this be on the test?”

Meanwhile. It’s tough to concentrate when your seven-year-old is rolling the bathroom in wet toilet paper and painting vanilla yogurt on the bathroom mirror. But I try. Besides, he was kind enough to make a movie of it for posterity so I’m not missing anything. He and his dad were supposed to be playing Ultra Seven and King Joe. H.o.p. and I played Ultra Seven and King Joe last night for quite a while. This was after one of his questions on mortality, asking me if I was going to die when I got lines all around my eyes and was on a cane. He asked me what it was like when people die and asked me to act it out. I at first demured then figured what the hell and did a good old drawn-out stage death. H.o.p. said I did a good job of dying. Then suddenly I was Ultra Seven and he was King Joe. When he was later doing his reading program, he’d had enough of one of the games at one point and moaned his hand was oh so tired from clicking the mouse (yeah, right, this is a kid who draws four hours a day and can play computer games for hours). I said hey I’m Ultra Seven trying to reach and attack you before you can get to the end of the game. He liked that. He liked it so much we played it over and over again. I’d start toward him, he’d yell freeze and I’d stay in that frozen position for a while and then he’d say I could go and so on and so forth. Thus does H.o.p. continue down the reading road in his own fashion. I laid down on the couch to rest my head this evening and when I came back in he had the reading program up and was doing the next episode.

Upgrading and everything is a mess

Monday, February 28th, 2005

I’m upgrading to 1.5 Wordpress and things are a mess right now. Sorry.